The Return of The Chosen One
A big shout out to all ya'niggas for showing me your love, respect and kick ass support by stickin' around tightly during my many months of hiatus. I know I've left ya'all high and dry for too long. Believe me, I hear all ya silent scream, I feel all ya pain and I know all ya hearts are calling for me. Wipe those tears of despair off ya face now, my beautiful worshippers.
Bask in the joy with me as we celebrate one of the greatest moments in history- Today is the day that I, DJ Bunga Lim Kok Kean return to the blogscene by popular demand after 7 months of hiatus.
You know you're good when everyone is constantly asking for more. They just can't get enough of my hotness.
You gotta love my bronzy tanned skin and newly permed hair. My secret for a perfect tan? A bottle of Dark Tanning Oil with SPF4 from Banana Boat and helpful underage fans(preferably girls) to rub the oil on hard to reach spots. Superstar dj life on the fast lane is essential to score free resort lodging on holiday spots. I took the opportunity to sexify my body with a glint of golden brown while sun tanning as I rocked both K3 Ohana at PD and Revelation at A Famosa.
I love ya bunch of niggas for being understanding. For the last 7 months, I've been too busy rocking the scene as the leading front man of Twilight Actiongirl. Come on, all ya peeps know I'm the main shining star who keeps TAG tight for the last few years. There'll be no TAG if there's no DJ Bunga. I'm da man who keeps it all together.
My life as a superstar is not just about sex, drugs and glammed up rock and roll. It involves a lot of hardwork such as searching and downloading tunes on Limewire down to pirating tunes for TAG's compilation CDs. The hardest part of my celebrity life as a musician?Educating the crowd. Because I'm blessed with an unending reservoir of talents, my hardwork has not been put to waste. I am proud to say I've successfully changed the face of music in this region of Asia within the last 2 years. I keep it real with my infamous tagline "I'm not here to play to the crowd. I'm here to educate them."
It is very clear that I will never turn my back against ya'all as the world needs me to show them the true meaning of F-R-E-S-H.
A million years from now, I know you'll be loving me still. I'm DJ Bunga Lim Kok Kean- KL's Freshest. I'm the front man of the legendary superstar freshed-out sacred indie music alliance Twilight Actiongirl/the sexiest product manager for international recording label giant Sony BMG Music Entertainment/Elite Indie Music God / Style Guru Juice Contributor / Sneaker Pimp Master / Hot Hot Hunk (aka Triple H) / The Malaysian Sensation. I'm a CELEBRITY.
And I'm back in a vengeance.