Cover Charge @ The Loft.
Ok, I’m getting a lot of flak lately for the RM20 first drink cover that zouk's management is imposing for entry into loft for twilight actiongirl. the general loft clientele would assume that the all evil female /ang-moh bashing, obscene bottle price imposing committee of zouk decided to impose the RM20 cover in order to make a quick buck from the innocent and most of the time broke / freeloading loft crowd whilst simultaneously tightening it's grip on 'best club in KL' title. well, I have decided that I, lim kok kean, style guru of KL, patron saint of all things indie, sneaker god and general sexual predator, owe all my loyal followers an explanation on why this is happening.
As most of you would know, I’m the no.2 top sneaker collector in Malaysia, only overshadowed by the elusive B53 of streething. As most sneakerheads will tell you, collecting sneakers isn’t cheap, especially if you're at the level that I’m at in the sneaker game. whilst most collectors control the box-fresh kicks market, I monopolize the brand spanking new AND bundle kicks market in Malaysia, therefore if you're an up and coming player in the local sneaker game, one word of advice, back the fuck up coz you don't want none of dis. anyways, since my job as label manager at Sony pays me peanuts, I had to result to the almighty power of plastic to fuel my fiendish passion for kicks. And as most of you all might not know, I have been in debt to my credit company (or should I say multiple credit company) since I was 23, and since you all know how old I am now, it’s been a rough 12 years since then. This might solve the mystery of why I rock the freshest gear in KL and drop the indie-est tunes in loft but still only drive a measly perodua kenari and still stay with my family in cheras. Anyways, I took it upon myself to cut a deal with zouk management to impose the abovementioned RM20 cover charge where RM5 goes to zouk management whilst RM15 goes into the HDJBSHDASFFTFF, otherwise known as 'Help DJ Bunga Settle His Debts and Stay Fresh For The Fans Fund'. I know some of my fans might get all fumed up over this daylight robbery, but think who'll rep KL in the international fresh game and who'll drop the dopest indie tunes in Loft if I go broke and possibly face several act of dismemberment as a result of failing to make payment to certain 'credit companies'. Who will act drunk and take advantage of innocent young girls in loft?
I hope the explanation I provided above will resolve all the questions and misunderstanding. And I also hope that y'all understand how important I am as an acting instrument appointed by the almighty God to spread the gospel of Indie music and to preach the word of freshness to my loyal followers and the unsuspecting soon-to-be believers...