Vintage Divine

Sometimes i get damn dissapointed and depressed with my fellow band mates. They don't seem to understand the importance of projecting the rock'n'roll lifestyle when you're one of the superstar DJs that make up the almighty Twilight Actiongirl. Their attitude is all wrong for one. It's like you're part of Voltron and you're not doing a fucking good job at polishing your unit, giving it that gleam. None of them can drink excessively, do hard drugs, molest underaged girls and most important of all... drop the indiest tunes.

I've actually lectured them countless times on the importance of self projection, Especially when they're a performing part of Twilight Actiongirl, the biggest and also the indiest musical act in Malaysia right now. I mean, we're in all the top local magazines and are frequently spotted in all the hot and happening events around town. You would expect to pay a little more time, effort and attention into their clothing and self up-keep. DAMN YOU FOOLS!

Instead, we have Daryl, who dresses up like washed out singer of a Seattle grunge band from the early 80's, Kelvin who will only be spotted wearing his work clothes or one of the dozen or so jerseys that he has, and last but not least, Ah Xu, who might look like a stylish hipster from Harajuku at a glance to the street fashion elite, but you and me know that he really look like a homeless person from out from Guangdong.

Then we have the Loft crowd which is made up of Emo Kids, Punksters, Rempits, Sophisticated Ad Agency workers and the ones who tick me off the most, the Harajuku Wannabes. You can spot them from a mile away with their limited edition t-shirts, latest kicks, Bape camo jackets (it isn't freezing in here fyi) and their so called Vintage Jeans.

Well here's a word for all you street fashion elite motherfuckers. You think you're all that limited edt.? I was rocking limited edition Stussy tees while you were rocking Kiki Lala. I rocked Air Jordan 1's while you were wearing Bubblegummers... and yeah, fuck you too while i'm at that! And as for Vintage, mother fucker i'm so Vintage i make Keith Richards look like Aaron Carter. You wanna see how Vintage i can go? i'll go all Renaissance on all your fucking asses motherfuckers... come check me out...

Mona Limsa - Vintage Divine (Circa 2006)

What can i say? My Vintage dressing style is truly self explanatory... Notice how the flow of fabrics accentuates my sexuality? My chest, neck, and face glow in the same light that softly models my hands after i don this outfit. There you have it, can't anyone understand how easy it is? This VINTAGE outfit can make me look both serene and tranquil while i'm dropping dope tunes but yet shows that i'm REALLY out here to partay (Please take note that i'm not cross-dressing).

My bro Sigmund Freud has interpreted my 'smile' as signifying the erotic attraction i have towards pre-school girls; others have described it as both innocent and inviting (Yeah right!).